“I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” - SpongeBobĤ6. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” - PlanktonĤ5. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s Spongebob!” - SpongeBobĤ4. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. “But it’s my only night to be fancy!” - SquidwardĤ3. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” - Mr. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” - SquidwardĤ1.
“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.” - SpongeBobĤ0. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” - Squidwardģ9. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” - Sandy Cheeksģ8. “I can’t see my forehead!” - Patrick Starģ7. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… for 12 hours!” - Squidwardģ6. “I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.” - Patrick Starģ5. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” - SpongeBobģ4. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” - Squidwardģ2. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” - SpongeBobģ1. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” - Pearl Krabsģ0. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” - Patrick StarĢ9. “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” - SpongeBobĢ8. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” - Patrick StarĢ7. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” - SpongeBobĢ6. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” - Patrick StarĢ4. “You never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” - SpongeBobĢ3. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” - Patrick StarĢ2. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” - SpongeBobĢ1. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. “All I know is fine dining and breathing.” - SpongeBobĢ0. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” - Squidwardġ9. You could be bald and have a big nose.” - SpongeBobġ8. “Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. “Krusty Krab Pizza, it’s the pizza for you and meeeeee!” - SpongeBobġ7. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” - Patrick Starġ6. “F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors! - Planktonġ5. “F is for friends who do stuff together!” - SpongeBobġ4. “YOU LIKE KRABBIE PATTIES, DON”T YOU SQUIDWARD?” - SpongeBobġ3. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” - Patrick Starġ1. “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” - SpongeBobġ0. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…” - Patrick StarĨ. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” - Mr. “F is for friends who do stuff together!” - SpongeBobĦ. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” - Sandy Cheeksĥ. “The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.” - Patrick StarĤ. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” - SpongeBobĢ. So, when you’re feeling down and blue, pick yourself up with these 65 AWESOME SpongeBob Quotes!ġ. This inseparable duo will have you rolling with laughter at their unpredictable hijinks. In his “Pineapple Under The Sea”, SpongeBob ventures around through Bikini Bottom with his friend, Patrick Star. Since his entrance in 1999, our yellow buddy’s put a smile upon children’s faces around the world with side-splitting quotes. SpongeBob SquarePants is a hilarious Nickolodeon cartoon character adored by the young and the young at heart.